‘Is the tea ready?’ he asks from the hall

No reply. Annoyance, uh oh!

‘I asked, IS THE TEA READY?’

Decibels rising. So is my temper you Arsehole!

‘WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME?’

Some screaming  wrestler who wants to fight but there is no audience.

Whiny, whiny, whiny.

Some baby who wants his newly worn diaper changed.

So whiny.

Mind you, he has not moved from his place

Butt firmly planted to that new bean bag

For over 4 hours, watching reruns

Of What? Who cares? He needs his TEA.

Some level of ‘Comfort and Familiarity’

‘WHERE IS MY…….?’

A splash of boiling hot tea over his head cuts him off. 

He needed to shut the fuck up

 

Tried to be a bit cheeky! Let me know how you like it. Also, do check out https://jrrogue.com/ for the prompts.

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