I wish to take over the world
But fuck! All these people.
Couples in a park
Between whom I walk.
(dance around tress would ya?)
Smokers on my street
Upon whom I make my cat pee.
(it contains more nitrogen than the polluted air)
Drunkards creating a ruckus
Whom I lock in a puked up public bathroom.
(in which they have fallen asleep)
The buzzkills who only want attention
Near them I have let the bees buzz.
(you need those stings)
The braggers who think the world revolves around them
I have given you the weight that Atlas has been bearing for so long.
(finally he is free)
The loud lousy schmucks
All you need is a dick.
(can be a fake one too right?).
The nosy and the news seekers
Stopped everything once they cleaned my brother’s closet.
(such dirtiness, much scandal)
What about the obsessive compulsive selfie takers?
I have pushed a few into the lakes and off the cliffs.
(better than them slipping off right?)
Hey! Covering up is easy.
These are not crimes,
Oh no, no, no!
I just want world domination.
As you can see, I truly hate people. I belong to the old generation. But I can manage somehow. Let me know if you liked it and do check out https://jrrogue.com/ for the prompts.